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What He Remembered, And Wished He Could Change
She said she loved his signature.
“It’s so ridiculous!” she cried, clutching their dinner receipt.
All he could think to say was, “It’s French.”
Over Drinks
Jocelyn told us she’d had an affair with her garbage man. He was great with his tongue, she said, but she broke it off because he wouldn’t use his hands.